It never ceases to amaze me how people end up at my site, using Google Analytics, I can see exactly what people searched for on Google to find me, sometimes you have to wonder what people were actually looking for with these searches - here's just a few of the stranger ones...
- girls on tractors
I told you it was a big turn on for some people. This is one of the top searches that ends people up on my blog.
- naked girls on tractors
It just gets better.
- frankie says your gay shirt
Ahem. Does he?
- avril lavigne shoes
Obviously I'm not the only one that wants them. Why stop at the shoes though? They really aren't her best feature.
- bamboo yellow shoe
Even the Dutch aren't that daft.
- blindfolded gang
I don't ever remember writing that blog - I must have been very fucked up...
- classy hen do in leeds
There's no such thing.
- hiccuping podcast
Somebody was actually expecting to find a podcast about hiccuping??
- how to make ninja shoes
Everyone's after a pair of these bad boys.
- kidman compass
It's mine and no-one else can have it.
- middle age woman feels ugly
Have a Hen party, everyone else is doing it.
There's better ways to DJ
- naked indian guy
That was just a rumor, it never actually happened.
- party threesome leeds gem
You can get anything on Google these days.
- shoes tiesto
More Dutch shoe madness. Those crazy Dutch.
- shoes to go on your myspace page
Err. It's a webpage, and therefore not strictly necessary to dress it. It will look crap all season all by itself.
- sperm on shoes
- sugar paste shoes step by step
- ugly fat middle-aged people
Surely you don't need to search on Google to see these? If that's your thing, just come to Leeds.
- ultra-power gay
That's a super-hero I hope they never make a comic about. Perhaps you can buy gay electricity now. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "turn on the light".
- washing up as lube sex
That's just NASTY! Extra points if you can blow bubbles with it though.
- what biscuits do old people like
- website with nothing but yellow shoes
There's a market to be cornered, clearly.