Since I'm normally sporting a hat when I'm in 'man about town' mode, if not at other times (making a pot of tea, making out, making music and making love are all activities I've scientifically proven to be 30% more amazing when wearing a hat), it was with great interest that I found an article today on how to wear a hat. Until I read this, I was of the impression that wearing a hat was a pretty straightforward thing to do, consisting of a three-step process:
- Wake up.
- Discover I have crap hair.
- Put hat on head, being careful to cover as much crap hair as possible.
I also found this on the same site:
If I ever have a baby, this is the shirt it will wear.
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