Back to the Island Pt.II

The reason for Dad's little tantrum yesterday has just come to light. Mum told him yesterday that She was going to divorce him, after more toddler behaviour from him over the cars.

In order to try and rally some support for his side and try and make Mum feel guilty for "splitting the family apart" (for such is his predictable way), he then went and told Alice (my 15 year old Sister) that they were splitting up. To which her reply was "Good! Nobody wants you in this house anyway, I don't know why you're still here!". Go Alice!

Is my Dad an International drugs baron?

I'm sure this question has crossed the mind of everybody at one point in their lives, but it turns out when Mum totalled Dad's car a couple of days ago, out spilled a load of Viagra. I mean a load.

Things are starting to come together now, all the behaviour fits, the compulsive lying, the dominating control freak behaviour, the egotistical meglomania, the way he pries into everyone elses business but always remains shady about his own. He's an International Drugs Baron. I bet you anything his "home based business" is just a front for moving shed-loads of cash between countries. That would be a right turn up for the books after he gave me the "drugs talk" the other day ("What? Me? Never.").

Can you tell I have a high opinion of my dad?

Update: I asked a question about this on Yahoo Answers, here's the responses.