How to start the day off.

Just when I was thinking everything was fine and dandy, and I was about to leap out of bed in a flurry of motivation and positivity, I sprayed Lynx Click in my eye. Now not only will my eye have the Lynx effect all day, and girls will keep going "Bom Chicka Wow Wow" at it, but it won't be sweaty all day. Just what I've always wanted, non-sweaty eyes.