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Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Waste time more productively.

Today, on the day when I really wanted to get started on practicing for the DJ competition, Mum decided it would be a good idea to change the Sky package from sports (which are good for no-one) to Movies (which are truly important in a socio-cultural climate change kind of way). And telling Sky to turn on the Sky+ thingy at the same time, so that we can record stuff.

This was a really bad idea for my whole productivity scene, because it meant I spent the entire day finding things that Marisa might like to watch (or I might like Marisa to watch) when she gets here and telling it to record them. Including but not limited to:

  • Addam's Family Values
  • House
  • Peep Show
  • American Dad
  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
  • Lost
I've discovered that Sky+ is the ultimate in time-wasting technology. Usually when telly watching, there's nothing on at the time you want to watch telly, and conversely all the good stuff is on when you're busy doing actual real life. So if you tell it to record a shit-load of stuff that's good, you can watch it when you have other real-life stuff that you want to put off stuff to do.

Strange tales of sugar manifestation.


Today I was craving something in my diet. After a long and interesting discussion with Hazel the cat, I decided it was sugar. Having only just managed my RDA for the day, I decided it would be wise to "stock up" just in case I missed the mark tomorrow. Next came the laborious task of deciding how best to ingest the sugar. I decided a new and exciting way of injestation was in order, so I concocted a devious recipe involving ice cream and golden syrup. For anyone interested in replicating the experiment, here's the recipe vertabim:

  • Ice Cream
  • Golden Syrup
Just to make things interesting, I decided to zap the resulting mix in the microwave, thinking it would make a vanillaee sludge which I could then administer intravenously to old people, if necessary. Unfortunately my experiment did not work as planned - what actually happened was that whilst the ice cream melted (as expected), the golden syrup, instead of getting softer in the microwave actually absorbed the remaining coldness of the ice cream, making it hard like toffee. Using my spoonular implement to stir the mix post-zap only resulted in a spoonful of hardened golden syrup.

Which I discovered was all I really wanted in the first place. Hazel liked the melted ice cream though.

Friday, 11 May 2007

How to start the day off.

Just when I was thinking everything was fine and dandy, and I was about to leap out of bed in a flurry of motivation and positivity, I sprayed Lynx Click in my eye. Now not only will my eye have the Lynx effect all day, and girls will keep going "Bom Chicka Wow Wow" at it, but it won't be sweaty all day. Just what I've always wanted, non-sweaty eyes.

Sunday, 6 May 2007

I found a place where we can boogie...


Great news! I just got the go-ahead from the owners of Fudge! The proposal I sent them was all tickety boo, they didn't want to change anything, which means that we can get started on getting everyone down there!

So here's the date you need to put in your diary for the first Ruforia UK night:

21st June 2007

Tell everyone you know and make sure they keep it free. Remember, if you don't come, you've only got yourself to blame!

More details to follow!

Wednesday, 2 May 2007

w00t w00t!!!


Umm. Wow! I just had the phone call today! My "Strawberries and Cream" mix I made for the Cream DJ competition has got me through to the heats! I'm sooo excited! So my heat is on 20th May at 8pm, BabyCream, Liverpool. If anyone fancies coming along to support me, I'll guarantee you a boogie lol :)

I still can't believe it!

Ruforia: Daft Punk is Playing at my Wedding


No, don't worry, I'm not changing the Ruforia logo, the Angel of Funk will be keeping his 'fro for a while yet (I'm always touched how much love people have for the Ruforia logo). I just thought I'd give a quick mention to the new mix that I've just put up today. This is the longest mix I've done, but I've tried to keep the quality up! I hope you like it :)

Because the mix is 2 hours long, and I know a lot of people like to burn them to CD, I'm going to split the mix up into two 1 hour mixes and put them on the podcast also, so everyone is happy. That's what Ruforia is all about ;)

Normally my mixes have a story behind them, this one is just about having a good time, and getting some tracks that I've wanted to put into a mix for a long time out there and doing their thing. Yes, I know there's a shameful number of CR2 and Big Love/Soul Love tracks in there, but what are you gonna do about it?

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Here's the track listy goodness:

  1. D-Troy Feat. Marshall Jefferson - Move Your Body

  2. Czr & Ito - Bringin' The Dub

  3. Lee Cabrera - Shake It (Dub)

    With: Czr & Ito - Bringin' The Funk (Acapella)

    Big Love Records - In the Mix (Acapella)

  4. Supermode - Tell Me Why (Raul Rincon Mix)

    With: Roger Sanchez - Turn on the Music (Acapella)

  5. Danny Howells & Dick Trevor - Dusk 'Til Dawn (Shapeshifters Mix)

  6. Eric Prydz & Steve Angello - Woz Not Woz (Jerry Ropero & Denis The Menace Mix)

  7. Seamus Haji - Last Night a DJ Saved My Life (ATFC Mix)

  8. Blur - Girls & Boys (Hoxton Whores Mix)

  9. Steve Lawler - That Sound (Original Funky Mix)

    With: Big Love Records - Not a Dream (Acapella)

  10. Sabrina Johnston - Peace in the Valley (Brothers in Rhythm Mix)

  11. Macy Gray - Sexual Revolution (Retro Club Mix)

  12. Groovestylerz - We Are Family (2-4 Grooves Mix)

  13. Dee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart (Tocadisco Remix)

  14. Nirvana - Smells like Teen Spirit (Dirty Funker Remix)

    With: LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk is Playing at my House

  15. Pete Heller - Big Love (Steven Lee & Trent Cantrelle 2006 Re-Rub)

  16. Booty Luv - Boogie 2Nite (Seamus Haji Big Love Remix)

  17. Marco Petralia - Just Believe (Original Mix)

    With: D2 Feat. Dan Diamond - Therapy (Acapella)

  18. Johnny Gleeson - Electric Pillow Case (John Jacobsen And Mikel Molina Sushi Mix)

  19. Africanism Allstars Feat. The Hard Boys - Hard (Superchumbo Thunder Mix)

  20. D-Dee Jackson - Automatic Lover (12" Mix)

    With: Pete Heller - Big Love (Acapella)

Friday, 27 April 2007

They're taking over!

I've just read an article in the culture section of the Times by Bryan Appleyard, saying that Blogs are "destroying our civilisation". Riiiiiiiighhht... Apparently the reason being that blogs are poisoning creative criticism because they give anybody a voice.

Kamm, of the Times, wrote "Blogs typically do not add to the available stock of commentary, they are purely parasitic on the stories and opinions that traditional media provide". Which really translates as "People with blogs are not educated enough to have a valued opinion on anything". Well, Mr. Kamm, I think you'll find there are educated people out there, and surely it's pretty easy to see how much 'value' you should attach to someone's opinion just by reading a little more of their blog. Mr. Kamm's problem, I fear is that up until blogs became really popular, opinion in the media was dictated by "the high-brows". Suddenly, everyone has an opinion about everything. Personally, I think this is fantastic. Suddenly, it's easy for me to see what the average Joe thinks about pretty much anything. I can do a blog search on Google or Technorati, and up pop 100 blogs, with opinions from a diverse range of backgrounds, race, gender, age etc. Let's say I want to watch a film. I've read a review in the paper that says it's a bit crap, but still, the storyline really appeals to me. So I look online for people that have already been to see it. Take a quick look through the blogs, and find that whilst women in general hated the movie, all the men that had been to see it loved it. I look at the newspaper review, and see it's done by a woman. I go and see the movie and love it. What I'm trying to say is that you have to remember that blog opinion is just that, opinion. Everybody is entitled to an opinion, the only difference is how you choose to convey it. Yes, there are a lot of blogs that talk shit around, but it's not really that difficult to tell which they are.

The other thing that the article seems to fail to take into account is the fact that while everyone can have an opinion, nobody is forced to read it. If anybody is reading my blog right now, it's because they chose to do that in the first place, not because someone was sticking bamboo under their fingernails (At least I hope not). I began to ask myself why it is I have a blog in the first place, and came to the conclusion that it's not because I want everyone to know who I am, what I think about everything and my every little intimate secret. It's because I want to leave something behind after I leave this place. There's my own little digital fingerprint left on the web after I go, this stream of electrons proves that I was here, that I was alive. It's my own little social commentary of what happened on this day in my life. It stops me having to send out those photocopied letters that your great Auntie Hazel does every Christmas detailing everything that's happened that year, and that are so bloody impersonal you just want to slap the person sending it ("James fell down and broke his leg in January, and had to be taken to hospital" - Yeah I know, Hazel, why the hell are you telling me this in December??). I read my friends blogs because I like to know what they've been up to - they don't have to email me or phone me to tell me every little thing, because it's all right there for me to read. It lets me know they're still about. I read Marisa's Blog because it reminds me of her and her little thought processes when I miss her, it feels like She's just telling me about her day.

In political terms, again, I think this is fantastic. For the first time, politicians can see what the people really think. Not just the people at the top of the food chain, but the people at the bottom as well. They don't have to rely on polls that give little to no indication as to why people think a certain way. By rights, politicians should be better informed about the inner workings of the common man than ever before. And if they don't choose to use this information to make the country a better place to live, then it'll just confirm what we all already knew: They don't actually care. If civilization does crumble around our very ears because of this, then maybe we deserved it.

Avril Lavigne is next to me...

In the iTunes charts that is. Right now I'm sandwiched between Avril and Tiesto. He keeps trying to get his grubby Dutch mitts on her, but I won't let him. Mwahahaha. Go take your sex festival elsewhere, you crazy Dutch bastard.

What I'm really trying to say of course, is that I'm higher than Dutchboy in the iTunes charts. You might as well pack your bags and go, old chum. Yeah, I'll play that show for you tonight, oh and if you wouldn't mind leaving that suitcase of cash as well.
Thanks very much.

Ninja #2

Thursday, 26 April 2007

The new spiritual home for Ruforia?


This could well be the new home of Ruforia in Leeds - I've been in talks with the owner about getting the night going there, and he's definitely up for it. I've just got to get a proposal to him for Monday, and all going well, we should be able to organize the first Ruforia UK night in about a month's time! If anyone wants to help out with this project, or just knows a shitload of people they can bring down, get in touch! I'm thinking the way I might work it is to charge £3 on the door, or free if you can get 6 or more people together (perhaps before a certain time). There will not be a guest list, but I will also not have people queuing outside if there is room in the club. There's also going to be drinks specials all night. Any ideas?

Fudge seems to have exactly what I'm looking for in terms of intimacy, atmosphere, straight/gayness (around 50/50), size, sound system, lights, and just general aesthetics. At first it will just be a once a month party, but if things go well, there's no reason why we can't make it once a week. I want the emphasis to be on just having a party and a good time rather than "going clubbing", that was how House Music started out, and that's how I want to keep it. Likewise, I will not be labeling the night with one specific genre of House Music, rather sticking to my "if it's good, play it" philosophy that's worked so well in my podcasts and previous Ruforia nights.